Friday, October 2, 2015

BLAINE'S ACOUSTIC TOUR

Blaine writes...

BLAINE'S ACOUSTIC TOUR 

For those of you who don't already know, I'm doing an acoustic tour opening for Birdcoud in October. The dates are posted below. That brings up to 2 important questions.

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU DOING AN ACOUSTIC TOUR?

I finally get to play these great songs I wrote in a situation where every brilliant, funny, dirty word can be heard loud and clear for the first time. I'll be playing favorites from both NASHVILLE PUSSY and NINE POUND HAMMER.

And I'll also have EARL CRIM from Nine Pound Hammer playing electric guitar with me. So it's not really all acoustic. At all.

We did several gigs like this back in January.

Believe me, we rock these songs up like fucking crazy. You'll dig the shit out of it, I promise.
Next Question!

WHO THE HELL IS BIRDCLOUD?

They are 2 very, very hot chicks that sing dirtier and sometimes funnier songs than I do!! No shit!
Just checkout their brilliant videos like Washing My Big Ole Pussy and Fuck You Cop on YouTube and you'll know why they're my favorite band.

ALSO, ONE OF THE GIRLS PLAYS HARMONICA INTO THE OTHER ONES PUSSY DURING THE SHOW!!!!!

There's also another band on the bill called MOUNTAIN SPROUT. They are real Arkansas hillbillies who play wild authentic bluegrass.

It's going to be a great show! Fucking great!

The dates are below!

Thursday October 8, Sellersville PA  Sellersville Theater
 Friday October 9, Asbury Park NJ  The Saint
 Saturday October 10, New York NY   The Bowery Electric
 Sunday October 11, Piittsburgh, PA  Thunderbird Cafe
 Tuesday October 13, Cleveland, OH    Beachland Tavern
  Wednesday October 14, Cincinnati, OH     The Motr Pub
  Saturday October 17, Little Rock AR     Juanita's
   Sunday October 18, Springfield MO     Outland
   Tuesday October 20, Omaha, NE     Reverb
    Wednesday October 21, Lawrence, KS      Bottleneck
    Thursday October 22, St Louis, MO       The Demo
     Friday October 23, Chicago, IL       Red Line Tap
    Saturday October 24, Rock Island IL      Rock Island Brewing Co.
     Sunday October 25, Minneapolis MN       Nomad World Pub
     Monday October 26, Madison, WI      The Frequency
     Tuesday October 27, Fort Wayne IN         Brass Rail
      Friday October 30, Memphis TN      Hi Tone Cafe

2 comments:

coma white said...

Please please please do a date in Oklahoma or north Texas. We are huge fans and have a entire wall dedicated to everything yall do and concert treasures from your shows. We would work our asses off to make it a sold out show.

Mae said...

Minneapolis 10/25/15!