Wednesday, September 17, 2014

INSTANT PUSSY!! NEW PUSSY! Up The Dosage Euro Tour.2 and MORE Babblin' With Blaine

Well well well motherfuckers. The revolution is here and if tastes better than fried chicken coated in Cajun cornflakes!! As a matter of fact, that's what I'm having for lunch to celebrate!! I'm just glad I've lived long enough to see this day and to taste the hot sweet grease of victory!!

    For the last 30 years people have asked me over and over "how do I buy music straight from the band?". Until now, you couldn't. That's right, until NOW!! You can now get great UNRELEASED NASHVILLE PUSSY,  KENTUCKY BRIDGEBURNERS and more straight from us! Just click HERE to the INSTANT DOWNLOADS. Along with all of the classic Slinging Pig Records, we have 4 great new UNRELEASED MONSTERS!! Check this shit out!! They are all great!!

    This is a very good quality recording of an obviously inspired performance. It was the very last night of the European 2009 From Hell To Texas Tour we did with the Supersuckers. This recording even features Supersuckers guitarist Ron Heathman on our best ever version of Nutbush City Limits! The show was professionally recorded and we talked about releasing some songs from it, but it was put on the shelf. No kidding, that's where I just found it, on a shelf at Pussy Manor. I'm glad I did and you will be too. Play it loud! It's just like being there!! Maybe you actually were there - It was an amazing show and we're excited to offer it to y'all! 
A very cool compilation of covers from our early rare singles. NUFF SAID! 

    This mesmerizing 5 song live ep from The KENTUCKY BRIDGEBURNERS "No Applause In Antwerp" It was the last night of a long 7 week tour. We played rock n' roll songs about Jesus for a crowd that seemed to hate both. The world's greatest band, in front of the world's worst audience. There was probably a crowd of around 100. And in the words of our Lord "None were saved that day"! In the words of Charleston Heston "Damn them! Damn them all to Hell!" Judge for yourself. We were amazing! Ruyter even thinks we were better than Nashville Pussy at that point (at that point, not anymore) you decide...


  This LOST PUSSY collection starts with 2 unreleased tracks from the the 1998 Live at Rennes album. It also features 2 live tracks from the 2000 Tattoo The Earth US Tour, including the only authorized live recording of "Go To Hell". The remaining tracks come from early, extremely hard to find short run compilations. Great stuff!!!

   What is happening on the PIG you ask? ACDC VS. ZZ TOP on Slinging Pig Radio Hell Yeah! The battle of the millennium!! Go to on September 29-October 6 to witness it for yourself!!! The world's best station just got even better! 

 BLAINECARTWRIGHT.COM That's right!! Got my own website. It features all the bands that I'm lucky enough to play in. It also has the radio station I don't know shit about computers, but I know what's cool. And there will be plenty if cool shit on there. It's constantly being tweaked but there's plenty of cool shit to check out right now plus I'm adding stuff all the time, so check it regularly. I've finally realized that I'm never going to write that fucking book I always said I would. Instead I'm going to throw shit on this website. You 'll see!!! 

  We hit the road this October- November to introduce more of Europe to our latest and best album UP THE DOSAGE!! Tour dates are right here - It's Ruyter's Birthday when we play Hamburg so make sure you dress appropriate for a real whiskey soaked rock n roll party!!

Blaine... babbling... 

and Heavy Montreal ruled....

Wednesday, July 2, 2014


NEW SHIRTS AVAILABLE FOR LIMITED TIME ONLY!! We are currently resting back at Pussy Manor between tours. And we have our 2 new killer shirt designs right here with us. BUT BE WARNED- When we start the next tour, this valuable stash of cool merchandise is going with us. Get them while they last!! So they are only available until July 22nd. You can order them from THE RARE SHIT STORE at Get'em before they are gone!
A NEW DRUNKEN ROCK SHOW!! That's right! Episode 3 of the Drunken Rock Show is available for streaming on the home page of Slinging Pug Radio. These just keep getting better. I'm very proud of this one. As usual I let the music and alcohol do most of the talking. This time however, I replace the the vodka with some legal Denver weed, as I recorded the podcast live on tour in Colorado! The show has got an ever growing cult. A growing cult? Does that make me the new Charles Manson? Well, one can dream. Let me put it this way. The new podcast starts off with a song by LUCIFER'S FRIEND called RIDE THE SKY. If that doesn't interest you then you are no friend if mine! And as usual, IT'S FUCKING FREE!!
PIGSTOCK 2014!!!!! We are proud to announce PIGSTOCK, a weeklong radio concert broadcast of the world's greatest bands. It will take place in August. So far we have ACDC, ALICE COOPER, THE ALLMAN BROTHERS, BLACK SABBATH, LED ZEPPELIN, THE FACES, THIN LIZZY, THE DICTATORS, with many more to come. AND IT''S FREE at slingingpigradio!!!
Check it out!! Ruyter made the Wall Of Fame at HELLFEST this year!!
I FUCKING HATE COMMERCIALS I don't want to sound like those assholes over at PBS, but we have some cool packages for any and all you good rocking souls out there who want to contribute to Slinging Pig Radio. We have a commercial license for the radio station. But commercials are awful. Fucking awful. And I don't want to piss all over the euphoria that you feel when listening to Slinging Pig Radio by having some screaming jackass interrupt the rocking by trying to sell you a bunch of crap that you probably don't need. Car Insurance, yoghurt, diapers, phone plans, Christian dating services and spaghetti. I hate all that shit. Commercials are the worst and I'm not having any part of it. Not on our station! Also Slinging Pig Radio is a totally legal station. We do pay royalties on what's played. And I'm constantly purchasing new tunes to add to the rotation. So if any of you feel like joining me in this Holy Quest to keep rock alive, please check the home page of Slinging Pig Radio and check out the cool things you can get by donating. This radio station is great. I'm very proud of it. No Shit. Thank you for listening. UP THE DOSAGE 2014 TOUR DATES here! keep track with the Pussy APP! - It's FREE!!
PS - When life gives you lemons....

Friday, May 2, 2014

SUPERPUSSY TOUR!! - or PUSSY SUCKER? either way.. Hail Jesus!

HEY Y'ALL YOU GOTTA HEAR THIS!! In honor of the upcoming NASHVILLE PUSSY/SUPERSUCKERS TOUR, slingingpigradio is having a SUPERPUSSY month! And it's already started. YOU GOTTA HEAR THIS!!
We are not only playing tons and tons of tunes by both these great bands, but also some timeless inspirational rockers from our heroes and peers like Motorhead, Montrose, Danko Jones, Zeke, Thin Lizzy, ZZ Top, Gary Glitter, Link Wray, Black Sabbath. It's a literal "Who's Who Of Who's Great"!! It's the ultimate rock n' roll playlist and the best format we've had here yet at YOU GOTTA HEAR THIS!! So check it out. It's free!! HAIL JESUS!!!
We just received a box of the previously sold out cd THE KENTUCKY BRIDGEBURNERS HAIL JESUS!! Get one while you can at the Rare Shit Store at And if you order one before May 19 I will personally autograph it. You can also buy them and other classic super rare Pussy memorabilia (singles, posters, CDs) at all the Nashville Pussy shows. Sorry if this sounds like a commercial, but I'm very, very proud of HAIL JESUS and I think everyone in the world should own a copy. WE NEED A FAVOR FROM OUR FANS
I'm going to turn it over to Ruyter to tell you about this. Take it baby--- "Hey everybody!! Vote for our niece Kalee's high school!! Kalee's is part of a "VANS team" where they design and paint VANS shoes. Her team has already won from this region. They are now trying to win the Southeast region for the country. It is based on public vote. If they win, they get $50,000 for their school's art program as well as a trip to New York. You can vote once from each IP address. We would appreciate any votes you can cast at ... it's like supporting the arts and 'Doing It For The Kids' Because everyody knows Nashville Pussy fans are connoisseurs of the arts in all forms - even sneakers. Thanks!!!! Spread the word:) She goes to EASTERN HIGH SCHOOL!! in the SOUTHEAST Region Thanks Ruyter!
Seriously, my family has put up with my crude attention getting antics for years without once criticizing, complaining or casting judgement. So by getting our fans to vote on the vans is just a our small way to help pay back these good Kentucky folk. NO CUSSING!! And out of respect for my family, I haven't cussed once in this blog! Not once. I promise to return to being the love able foul mouth hillbilly on the next writing. BUT, for those who got the need to hear me curse sooner than that, you should listen episode 2 of THE DRUNKEN ROCK SHOW! It's available for streaming at Slinging Pig Radio and it's full of drinking, cussing and rocking. And in the immortal words of Bill Cosby "if you're not careful you just might learn something". Actually I had originally thought that I made that quote up. But as I just wrote those words I remembered that was the opening introduction each week for FAT ALBERT. That means it's time to get back to writing some Hammer tunes. SEE YOU NEXT WEEK KIDS!!! Blaine Cartwright PS Dont forget to go to Facebook and DIG THE PIG!!

Friday, April 11, 2014

Hey Y'all!! Nine Pound Hammer teaser, UP THE DOSAGE Tour USA!!, The PIG!!

HEY Y'ALL Check all this shit out. HAMMER RECORD And it begins! We've started rehearsing new Nine Pound Hammer songs for the new record. Don't believe me? Well suck on this!! Here's a link to a short video showing me and Rob jamming to a new classic cowpunk ditty. Just click this: Hammer Teaser
We'll be entering Nitrosonic, the world's coolest studio, in early May. Well-wishers can send all flowers, cards, candy, album title suggestions, cover requests, hookers, hot sauce, and buckets of chicken to the address on the Nitrisonic website. And speaking of chicken!! DID YOU SEE THAT BADASS VINTAGE 1979 FENDER AMP I'M PLAYING IN THE VIDEO?!! Well, right now it's mine but it could be yours. After our preproduction it's going on eBay, here's the link. Blaine's Badass Vintage '79 Fender It's a great amp and it's served both bands well. But I've become a bit of a music equipment hoarder. And I'd rather have someone else using it than than keep bumping into it while I'm rocking out in our practice space. And for you Hammer fanatics, it officially had the first notes of the new Hammer record on it. If you decide to buy it you can rest easy knowing that a generous portion of the proceeds will go to my favorite charity "Chicken For Me". "Chicken For Me" is about people from all walks of life coming together to buy me chicken. It's beautiful. THE PIG IS GETTING FATTER We just added several thousand songs to the repertoire here at Slinging Pig Radio. And the PIG's belly is about to burst! And he loves it! Right now there's a little more varied format and both the listeners and critics are raving. You might here Black Sabbath then Link Wray then Clutch then Bo Diddley then The Sex Pistols then Hank III then some old r&b then some classic country. Oh, and lots of Humble Pie! It's all great and it's all FREE!! Just go to Go there. Stay there. And never leave.
THE DRUNKEN ROCK SHOW IS THE "BREAKING BAD" OF PODCASTS I really don't know which is lamer, having a podcast or a blog. Now I have both. Even the words "blog" and "podcast" reek of impending boredom. Most podcasts are done by wanna be comedians to an imaginary audience. But THE DRUNKEN ROCK SHOW is about celebrating the time tested teaming of a little alcohol and a lot of great music. I'm calling it the Breaking Bad of podcasts because it's all I'm going to talk about for a while and if you haven't listened to it and we run into each other I will yell at you about it. I guarantee that you will always hear some cool tunes that you haven't heard before-- AND IT'S FUCKING FREE!! Just go to where it can be streamed and downloaded. That's it until I feel the urge to write again. But remember one thing UP THE DOSAGE IS AMAZING!!! Everyone thinks so and you will too.

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Highjacked!! Blaine Cartwright takes over Rambling with Ruyter!! SLINGING PIG!!

The Following information comes directly from the fingers of none other than Blaine Cartwright himself!
Hell Yeah Everybody, Here's what's going on right now. I assume that everyone has already got UP THE DOSAGE , the best Pussy record yet, so here's some other shit you guys should know about. THE DRUNKEN ROCK SHOW That's my new podcast. Yeah, I hate the word "podcast", very lame. So are almost all podcasts though. But this one is very different and way way better than all of them. This is more like being a party at Pussy Manor, drinking while I go through my record collection and playing basically what the hell I want to. It's way less talk and way more rock than any other show out there. I promise that you'll always hear several songs and bands that you wouldn't hear otherwise. I just finished my much improved 2nd show and it's really cool. You can stream it on the home page of AND IT'S FUCKING FREE!!! SLINGING PIG RADIO By the time you read this it will back to full time rocking!!! Recently our original slinging pig generator exploded from too much rock and had to undergo surgery. Thanks to everyone for all the get well cards and letters. But The Pig has fully recovered and can now hold more rocking tunes than ever. So give it a listen because it's great. AND IT'S FUCKING FREE!!!! Leave me a message on our Facebook page
KICKSTART I just want to keep all my supporters updated. If you remember, last time I talked about how I had plans to finish up the Pussy record and record a new Hammer record before The Kentucky Bridgeburners record our new masterpiece. Well the Pussy album is out and it's amazing. And right now Hammer is working up new songs. We just played a few gigs that were all great. I think we sound better than ever. And after hearing how good the new Pussy is, the boys in Hammer want to make sure our new album is equally as good. So we're probably be finished recording in mid summer of this year. After that KYBB will produce our "Exile On Mainstreet". And all will be right with the world.
Also NASHVILLE PUSSY will be near you soon! New dates will be announced any day now!! We sound great! Thanks for your support. I'll keep churning out the great music as long as y'all keep listening. And please tell a friend how great we are. I plan on ruling the world by the time I'm 55. That gives me 5 years. That should be enough time...
Thanks!!!! See you on the road or on the PIG! PS our housekeeper at Pussy Manor Esmerelda has uncovered a bunch of old awesome NASHVILLE PUSSY posters and has shipped them off to be available to the public any day now via the Rare Shit Store! Blaine Cartwright