BLAINE'S ACOUSTIC TOUR
For those of you who don't already know, I'm doing an acoustic tour opening for Birdcoud in October. The dates are posted below. That brings up to 2 important questions.
WHY THE HELL ARE YOU DOING AN ACOUSTIC TOUR?
I finally get to play these great songs I wrote in a situation where every brilliant, funny, dirty word can be heard loud and clear for the first time. I'll be playing favorites from both NASHVILLE PUSSY and NINE POUND HAMMER.
And I'll also have EARL CRIM from Nine Pound Hammer playing electric guitar with me. So it's not really all acoustic. At all.
We did several gigs like this back in January.
Believe me, we rock these songs up like fucking crazy. You'll dig the shit out of it, I promise.
WHO THE HELL IS BIRDCLOUD?
They are 2 very, very hot chicks that sing dirtier and sometimes funnier songs than I do!! No shit!
Just checkout their brilliant videos like Washing My Big Ole Pussy and Fuck You Cop on YouTube and you'll know why they're my favorite band.
ALSO, ONE OF THE GIRLS PLAYS HARMONICA INTO THE OTHER ONES PUSSY DURING THE SHOW!!!!!
There's also another band on the bill called MOUNTAIN SPROUT. They are real Arkansas hillbillies who play wild authentic bluegrass.
It's going to be a great show! Fucking great!
The dates are below!
Thursday October 8, Sellersville PA Sellersville Theater
Friday October 9, Asbury Park NJ The Saint
Saturday October 10, New York NY The Bowery Electric
Sunday October 11, Piittsburgh, PA Thunderbird Cafe
Tuesday October 13, Cleveland, OH Beachland Tavern
Wednesday October 14, Cincinnati, OH The Motr Pub
Saturday October 17, Little Rock AR Juanita's
Sunday October 18, Springfield MO Outland
Tuesday October 20, Omaha, NE Reverb
Wednesday October 21, Lawrence, KS Bottleneck
Thursday October 22, St Louis, MO The Demo
Friday October 23, Chicago, IL Red Line Tap
Saturday October 24, Rock Island IL Rock Island Brewing Co.
Sunday October 25, Minneapolis MN Nomad World Pub
Monday October 26, Madison, WI The Frequency
Tuesday October 27, Fort Wayne IN Brass Rail
Friday October 30, Memphis TN Hi Tone Cafe